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If you have no big movies or goals to be doing, your agent will call you for available projects on the side. Although these are not progressions of the storylines, they help you clear specific goals that ask for specific genres, or getting 5 stars on a movie. You can even get nominated with these movies as long as the length is valid.

The thing about these movies is that although they have different titles, a lot of the movies share lines.

ActionEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Communist terrorists have kidnapped the President's daughter!
  • Explosions just rocked the nuclear plant... work of hte paramilitary forces.
  • If those escaped convicts get the plutonium, there's no telling what they'll do!
  • Ninja terrorists. They're the deadliest of deadly assassins.
  • Russians. Again with the Russians.
  • Terrorist schoolgirls are selling poisoned cookies.
  • These fugitives have killed more Feds than we can count.
  • They're going to blow up the plane!
  • They've hidden a bomb in Abe Lincoln's grave!

Second Lines


  • And it's not even my birthday.
  • I hope they have their diapers on... because I'm gonna kick the crap out of them.
  • Let me check my watch; yup, it's half-past kill.
  • Looks like it's time for more explosive explosions.
  • Nobody gets away with that while I'm alive... or dead.
  • The stakes are high, but the House always wins... and I'm the House.
  • Time to take them to the bank... the blood bank.
  • Too bad for them, 'cause I'm the leading cause of death amongst scumbags.
  • We'll need an RPG - and acid.

ComedyEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Bet you didn't know that a penguin is in the VIP section!
  • I see that a bear is in the VIP section!
  • I see that a bear is leading the marching band!
  • I see that a bear is playing badminton!
  • I see that a bear is starring in a Broadway musical!
  • Look! A duck is cooking breakfast for our family!
  • Look! A duck is playing a harmonica!
  • Looks like our dog is a whiz at math!
  • Looks like our dog is playing badminton!
  • Looks like our dog think it's people!
  • My half-brother's cat is hosting this talk show!
  • That chimpanzee is the talk of the party circuit!
  • That fox is a banjo virtuoso!
  • That giant lobster is playing a harmonica!
  • That giant lobster is running for office!
  • That nasty lizard is a whiz at math!
  • That nasty lizard is driving our car!
  • That nasty lizard is playing badminton!
  • That nasty lizard is the talk of the party circuit!
  • This hamster is cooking breakfast for our family!
  • This hamster is leading the marching band!
  • This hamster signed an endorsement deal!

Second Lines


  • And you thought you were insane...
  • Family, pack your bags - we're heading to Vegas!
  • I really wish I hadn't offended that genie.
  • I should have "hallucinating" stamped to my forehead.
  • I sure picked the wrong day to quit drinking.
  • Just another day on the funny farm.
  • That's hilarious!
  • That's some crazy business right there.
  • That's the last time I start a business with my crazy uncle!
  • There goes the neighborhood...
  • This is not how I thought things would happen.
  • Weird, wild stuff.
  • Why did I take this wacky job?

Crime MovieEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • DNA evidence places them both at the scene, likely at a very icky moment.
  • We need to get this to the lab. It's either blood or a terribly thick juice... that also tastes like blood.
  • If there's one thing cops like us hate more than murder, it's selling drugs to kids... and murder.
  • That's the third bungee-diving "accident" this week; looks like our killer has an MO.
  • The victims seemed to have one thing in common: They're dead.
  • This is one of the biggest bank heists in history, which is odd because this... isn't a bank.
  • I really thought that elderly woman looked like the killer! Internal affairs is going to be all over us for this.

Second Lines


  • It's hard to imagine making a difference in this crime-ridden city with cases like this.
  • Unfortunately, there's no jury in the world that'll buy the case we put together.
  • And the Feds think we can't handle this sort of thing!
  • I don't know what I expected to see as an undercover narc, but this isn't it.
  • Anyway, that's why I don't wear a vest.
  • To make matters worse, I lost my handcuffs.

Daytime DramaEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Another orderly has been fired for switching DNA results!
  • He's gotten away with murder and kidnapping, but this affair takes the cake!
  • He's marrying the doctor who delivered him!
  • I get the feeling that blackmailing the whole town may end badly.
  • I just married the child I gave up for adoption all those years ago!
  • I keep trying to get a straight answer from you and all you do is pause dramatically!
  • I saw my stalker get swept over the falls! He can't be alive!
  • I wanted to make it in time for our wedding, but I was locked in a foreign jail until now.
  • I want to run away with you, but you're still married to my legal guardian.
  • My cousin seems upset that I slept with their significant other.
  • My father is telling me to take over the family business... from beyond the grave!
  • My nemesis has undergone cosmetic surgery and is now impersonating me!
  • Someone found out about my affair with the gardener and is sending me photos cut into puzzle pieces!
  • The baby I gave birth to two years ago is suddenly twenty-five and vying for my love interest's affections!
  • The most important people in town were in the same room for some reason when it was set on fire!
  • There's nobody left to date here because everyone's related in some way!
  • The woman whom I thought was my adoptive mother was actually my half-brother!
  • This will states that my mother's fortune is going to a son I never knew I had!
  • You never told me you were in a coma this whole time!

Second Lines


  • As the world turns, I shall not stand for this!
  • But I know in my heart that the brighter day shall shine anon.
  • Don't let Melrose place the blame on someone else for this!
  • For the love of life, why does this keep happening?
  • Guess it's just one of those days of our lives that we'll never get back.
  • I'm going to tell all my children about this!
  • My heart is in knots, landing pain bombs in the pit of my stomach.
  • The old are acting like the young, and the restless are getting native.
  • The storyline branches that grow from these roots should get us through a season.
  • This could have been our moment of truth if it weren't sullied with lies!
  • This is a world apart from the quiet life I led on the farm before coming here.
  • This is not the way I thought I'd learn to survive a marriage.
  • This is why lovers and friends can't have nice things.

DramaEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • He died with your name on his lips.
  • He's unable to accept that she is gone
  • I just watched the love of my life get on a train, never to return.
  • I wrote letters every day for years and they've all come back unopened.
  • I'm going to be in the wheelchair for the rest of my life.
  • I'm testifying against the man who stalked me last year.
  • I've loved you all my life and you're about to marry someone else.
  • My mother is dying and there's nothing I can do about it.
  • Nothing's riding on this except the first amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press, and twelve dollars.
  • Our friend has some obscure, heartrending disease.
  • So, is she her sister or her daughter? I can't get a straight answer out of her!
  • We just witnessed the loss of innocence. That's the third time this week!
  • Well, they certainly got busy dyin'.
  • When he was going on about some rosebud before dying, I thought it would be important.
  • You've held my heart hostage all this time with your absence.

Second Lines


  • All these troubles just keep piling up.
  • And I promise you that I will never give up again!
  • And If you search my eyes any longer it'll get awkward.
  • And yet life goes on despite this.
  • Another day, another problem!
  • But together, we'll face any obstacle.
  • Everything is meaningless now.
  • I need a moment to let this sink in.
  • In the end, we'll all die anyway; so, let's just forget about it.
  • It just makes me miss the simpler times...
  • It's all happening again!
  • Looks like another lonely night.
  • Makes me just want to end it all myself!
  • More evidence that the world is a cold place.
  • Now that you know this, what are you going to do about it?
  • Sounds like someone needs some terms of endearment thrown their way.
  • The tension is palpable.
  • The absurdity of this all nearly drives me crazy!
  • What are we going to do now?
  • Why can't you accept that?

FantasyEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • A demon-spawn has materialized! It challenges us and wrecks havoc!
  • Look! A golem! It is made from silk and stone.
  • Pixies have led us astray! We are surely trapped in the Dark Forest!
  • Such disgusting beasts these trolls are! Their breath smells of gryphon droppings.
  • That angry magician is flying towards us on some sort of enchanted rug.
  • The Dark Lord threatens to destroy us.
  • The dragon is attacking the townsfolk!
  • The sorceress claims she cannot be stopped!
  • The wrong spell has been cast; the cyclops is getting bigger!
  • This phoenix is a pesky fire-bird! We must return it to the land of Pontiak!
  • Those cadaverous liches are attacking the rampart!
  • We have been besieged by goblins! All is lost.
  • Witches have turned our beautiful steeds into beautiful frogs!

Second Lines


  • And spilling the Elixir of Hope is not helping!
  • Bravery will be required. Bravery, and strong bladders.
  • Bring me the Sword of Flay! Not that one! That is the Sword of Fillet.
  • But look! Tree Elves have come to our rescue.
  • Let us throw roc eggs then! At least until the roc returns.
  • Let us travel to the far-off kingdom of the Mountain Elves for assistance!
  • Perhaps we should ask the Rat King for help.
  • Ready the magic lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
  • There are times when even the most courageous of heroes must run!
  • This calls for more magic!
  • This might require us to seek help from the lizard people.

HorrorEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Blood is menacingly flowing from that elevator!
  • It can only mean one thing: reverse vampires!
  • Looks like that army of hairy, rabid cockroaches is causing mayhem!
  • Some sparkly flying emo kid is acting creepy!
  • That blob is absorbing everything in it's path. Even the path!
  • That crusty puppet is trying to trap us!
  • That horrendous creature is killing the townsfolk!
  • That really pale, creepy guy is giving us the evil eye!
  • That really gross thing is eating my leg!
  • The gargantuan thingy is doing evil things!
  • This hitherto-unknown species is getting stabby!
  • Those aren't people pretending to be zombies - they're actual zombies!
  • Vampires want to suck our blood!
  • Oh no! The mummy is after us!

Second Lines


  • And we're out of bullets! Throw the gun!
  • Get thee behind me, foul creature!
  • Good thing I have this undead axe!
  • Guess that spooky mansion was haunted after all...
  • I don't want to die! Especially not like this!
  • I knew dropping pig's blood on the prom queen was a bad idea.
  • I should have listened to that creepy fortune teller!
  • Indian burial grounds are never wise real estate investments.
  • Keep recording that video! Shakier!
  • Let's run away by climbing to the roof!
  • Looks like an exorcism is in order.
  • Oh how care-free life was a mere ninety-or-so minutes ago...
  • There's no harm in hiding in this abandoned mental hospital.
  • They said there was nothing to be afraid of!

Medical DramaEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Actually sir, it is a tumor.
  • Get me a neurosurgeon and a pair of bolt cutters, STAT!
  • I'm not going to have a third person die on me today!
  • It's airborne and it's in the ER.
  • No, it's not supposed to look like that.
  • People with this condition can live a long comfortable life, or you could be dead tomorrow.
  • Personally I've always thought it was lupus.
  • Sometimes it really is brain surgery.
  • The family wants to sue you for malpractice. Again.
  • This hospital won't stand for your gonzo tactics doctor!
  • We can rebuild him, or at least his knee.


Second Lines


  • But he was taking the placebo.
  • I'll tell the family but you can go to hell!
  • I'm allergic to penicillin in addition to your sarcasm doctor.
  • I seem to be immune to this virus and your charm.
  • Some things are more important than the Hippocratic oath.
  • Sometimes I lay down on a gurney like a patient, just so people will leave me alone.
  • So we had just sewn up the patient, and I'm thinking, where did I leave my scalpel?
  • The only thing incurable is my love for you.
  • The only thing that will make you sick in this hospital is the food from the cafeteria. And the superbugs.
  • They don't have a vaccine for human error.
  • Your mother's in the ICU, but she's lucky she's not in the morgue.

RomanceEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • My heart is beautiful.
  • My heart is everlasting.
  • My heart is everything to me.
  • Our love is everything to me.
  • The moon is like a sunflower.
  • The look in you eyes is perfect.
  • This feeling you give me is like a sunflower.
  • This moment is everlasting.
  • This moment is melting my heart.
  • Today is like a sunflower.
  • Tonight is breathtaking.
  • Your embrace is beautiful.
  • Your face is precious.
  • Your kiss is more wonderful than words.
  • Your kiss is perfect.
  • Your smile is perfect.
  • Your touch is more wonderful than words.
  • Your touch is sparkling with the light of a thousand stars.

Second Lines


  • It must be love.
  • I want this moment to last forever.
  • Let's dance!
  • Let's go somewhere where we can be alone.
  • Let's go to Vegas and get married by Elvis.
  • Let's go to Vegas and get married by Elvis.
  • Let's make sweet love!
  • Let's run away to the Caribbean.
  • Marry me immediately.
  • My soul is smiling because I'm with you.
  • This is what true happiness is!
  • We'll elope tonight!
  • You are the love of my life.

Sci-FiEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Another dimension? This could mean intergalactic, planetary war!
  • In order to get rid ourselves of the aliens, we'll bring their natural predator to Earth.
  • It's no secret that aliens enjoy that particular brand of peanut butter-flavored chocolate, and now we're all out!
  • It sounds lame, but it turns out water actually kills the aliens... we need water!
  • Meeting our clones has shown me that we're annoying to be around.
  • That Turning Machine's become self-aware... again!
  • The atomic, ion-dual-processing core is about to blow!
  • The gigantic alien brain is being kept in Area 51, not Area 52!
  • The radiation must have made he cockroaches super intelligent! Unfortunately, it just makes us terribly sick.
  • The robots look like they're ready for a revolution. We probably shouldn't have given them emotions...
  • They say this could lead to some sort of war in the stars or, at least, of the worlds!
  • This means we're not alone in the Universe and, yet, we still won't be able to get dates.
  • Turns out there is actually a man on the moon; he's quite upset at us and is threatening to wipe us all out!
  • We accidently left the boss's cat in the cryogenic-sleep stasis chamber.
  • We don't even have hoverboards yet, and they want to build some sort of humanoid cyborg!
  • When you said "alien," I thought you meant "illegal," not... the slimy kind.

Second Lines


  • And we thought that day the Earth stood still was a bad day...
  • At least we have plenty of that alien ale with us.
  • At least we're not back on that planet of the apes...Earth...or whatever.
  • At this point, we should really start looking for a new planet to colonize...
  • Good Scott! That is horrible!
  • If only our advanced technology could get us out of this mess sooner!
  • If only we had drank that intelligence serum!
  • I guess that's what we get for turning people into flies!
  • I hope this doesn't mean we have to hitchhike our way across the galaxy like last time.
  • I suppose it could be worse: We could have been abducted by aliens - those probes are cold!
  • On top of that, I lost the keys to the space station.
  • That's it! I'm going back to the space port's cantina!
  • The anti-inter-planetary marriage people will be upset about this!
  • This is certainly a quantum leap in awkwardness.
  • This is worse than the time we tried making our own galactic empire.
  • This makes me very angry.
  • This would make my skin crawl - if it didn't naturally do that.
  • Well, I guess I'll be wiping my memory for the third time this month...
  • Would it help if we did the time warp again?

SitcomEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • Come on!
  • Drew promised Wick he's look after the dog!
  • He asked her how she was doin'!
  • I can't believe I married you!
  • I don't think so, Tim.
  • If uncle Phil eats that pie, we'll be all out!
  • In fact, Michael knew about the illusion but was afraid to tell us.
  • I thought everyone mostly loved Raymond, but apparently not as much as Lucy.
  • It's supposed to always be sunny... at least in Philadelphia.
  • Let's hug it out... then we can talk.
  • Mr. Denby fired Norm!
  • People aren't respecting our authori-tah!
  • She said it was pretty, pretty good.
  • Suit up!
  • They had a huge fight and blew up like dyn-o-mite!
  • They said something about going... to the moon!
  • Well, according to Jim, his brother's John.
  • We'll need to keep this all in the family.
  • We need more d'oh-nuts!
  • We should find out who the boss is.
  • What is it he's talkin' about? Willis?
  • Whoa!
  • You got it, dude.

Second Lines


  • As long as Mork doesn't find out!
  • As long as no one's mad about, or at, you...
  • Better tell Roseanne.
  • But we'll need to be quick! Laverne - and possibly Shirley - will be here soon.
  • But we're gonna make it after all!
  • Cheers to that!
  • I guess they can't all be good times...
  • I suppose this is what life with that Bonnie girl is like.
  • I thought Clarissa explained all of this!
  • If only we didn't miss it by that much!
  • Let's just hope we're saved... by... a bell.
  • Luckily, I know nothing!
  • Maybe we'll find out more if we tune into the news with Les Nessman.
  • Murphy and Brown will not be pleased.
  • Next we'll hear an alien's been eating our cats... or something insane like that!
  • Now you know how I feel.
  • That nanny should be able to tell us more.
  • This calls for more propane... and propane accessories!
  • This is going to be legendary.
  • Typical modern-day family stuff.
  • We've made a huge mistake.

TV Crime DramaEdit

Titles


First Lines


  • The victim was an electrician who appears to have died during a botched robbery.
  • The victim was found attached to a battery charger.
  • The victim was found decapitated.
  • The victim was found in a chicken coop.
  • The victim was found in a horse stable on a movie set.
  • The victim was found in an abandoned newspaper stand.
  • The victim was found in an Ethiopian restaurant covered in flatbread.
  • The victim was found in a pool filled with gelatin dessert.
  • The victim was found in a sandpaper factory.
  • The victim was found in a seafood market.
  • The victim was found in a very deep well.
  • The victim was found in the lobby of a trendy boutique hotel.
  • The victim was found near some trees that were felled by beavers.
  • The victim was found with an abacus in his hand.
  • The victim was found with an empty pizza box, but there was none in his stomach.
  • The victim was found with a woman's name written on his shirt tag.

Second Lines


  • Maybe they thought he wasn't... ohm.
  • That's... revolting.
  • Doesn't seem as though he knew how to keep his... head.
  • Looks like he met with... fowl play.
  • Wonder if he had a... bit part.
  • Looks like someone's out of circulation.
  • Well, that's just adding insult to... injera.
  • So he was killed with a... congealed weapon.
  • It appears he had a... rough time.
  • Perhaps he just... pulled a mussel.
  • Guess we're going to have to get to the... bottom of it.
  • Well, killing him wasn't the... inn thing to do.
  • And nobody seems to have given a... dam.
  • This probably wasn't what he... counted on.
  • Perhaps it was something... assassinate.
  • Perhaps he had... collar ID.
  • And we found the perp's toenail, which will remain forgotten until the last five minutes of the episode!
  • Maybe we will... someday. Fade out.
  • Is that cute young coroner is checking me out? Maybe it's the brain matter on my gloves.

Wrong LinesEdit

There are some lines that will always be wrong.

  • And... action!
  • Can I just ad-lib this?
  • Cut! I've always wanted to say that.
  • Do you think I could just come back for a second audition? I'm not feelin' it today.
  • Hold on a sec, I need to call my agent to see if he's found me a better part.
  • Hold on, I need to text my friend to let him know I've got the part.
  • I didn't actually look at the lines; I was hoping to charm my way into this role...
  • I'd make a hilarious pun about this, but someone has been killed. There is nothing funny about murder.
  • Line!
  • Look, I'll do whatever it takes to get this part. Whatever it takes.
  • So, I hear the assistant director's a real flake. Oh! Sorry...
  • Sorry to break character, but is the coffee over there free?
  • That's a wrap! Right?
  • The scene's supposed to be outside, but we're inside. I can't work with this!
  • This is awful. Who wrote this stuff?
  • What's my line again?

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